Bad Calvin - Vail Sucks - Soft Tri-Blend T-Shirt

Vail Resorts, the freaking soul-sucking titan of the ski industry, represents everything that's messed up with corporate greed and the annihilation of local ski resorts. Those Vail douches have transformed into a freaking monstrous entity, crushing the very essence and uniqueness of once epic ski destinations. Those badass havens, now mere casualties of Vail's insatiable expansion, lie desecrated, their distinctive character obliterated. But wait, bros, it gets worse. F Vail and their greedy pursuits, they audaciously jack up the prices, turning skiing from a gnarly passion of the people into a bougie playground for the privileged few. They stomp all over the freaking sense of community and affordable access to the mountains, replacing it with a twisted game of exclusivity and insatiable greed. The grip of those Vail chodes choke the life out of the ski industry, suffocating the vibrant tapestry of local culture, leaving us with the pungent stench of commercialization. It's a freaking bitter pill to swallow as we mourn the loss of authenticity at the hands of these heartless corporate bros. F*ck Vail, man!

All graphics are printed on soft tri-blend tees. We don't believe in an uncomfortable t-shirt. All apparel is hand printed and designed here in the USA.